I don’t want Cameron’s apology, but return of stolen money- Buhari

President Muhammadu Buhari has said that he would not be demanding any apology from British Prime Minister, Mr. David Cameron over his diplomatic gaffe, describing Nigeria, along with

Afghanistan as ‘fantastically corrupt’. Cameron and Buhari President Buhari said instead, he would demand action from Cameron, by returning Nigeria’s stolen money and assets stashed in the United Kingdom. Buhari made his frustration clear as he addressed a Commonwealth conference in London Wednesday morning in the wake of Mr Cameron’s diplomatic gaffe. Clutching a glass as he made small talk with the Queen at a Buckingham Palace reception, the PM was caught on camera being indiscreet about the countries he had invited to a key anti-corruption summit tomorrow. The Presidency and several other Nigerians, have however, lashed back at the British PM for that scathing remark. This came as the Presidency, yesterday, expressed ‘shock’ at the unguarded comment, saying that Cameron must have been looking at an old snapshot of Nigeria. However, the president Wednesday morning refused to criticise Cameron directly when he was asked about the blunder at the conference. Instead he said he expected the UK to help him reclaim Nigerian assets that had been fraudulently stripped from the country. Buhari said: “I am not going to demand an apology from anybody. What I am demanding is a return of assets … This is what I am asking for. What would I do with an apology? I need something tangible.” Earlier, Commonwealth Secretary General Baroness Scotland said Mr Cameron’s remarks had been ‘unfortunate’ and countries like Nigeria needed support rather than criticism. Mr Cameron’s candid comments risked causing diplomatic ructions ahead of the major international anti-corruption summit in London on Thursday. As well as Buhari, and Afghan President Ashraf Ghani is due to attend. He has also acknowledged corruption in his country and pledged to clean it up. The gathering of the world’s political and business leaders in London will aim to ‘galvanise a global response to tackle corruption’ and is being staged in the wake of the Panama Papers leak, which revealed widespread tax avoidance among the world’s elite earlier this year. Afghanistan is at number 166 in campaign group Transparency International’s latest Corruption Perceptions Index – second from bottom. Only North Korea and Somalia, jointly ranked at number 167, are perceived to be more corrupt. Nigeria is at number 136.

Strictly for the Ladies: ' Ladies the truth hurts, better wake up' -- A must Read

So.... your man tells you he is not planning on having kids or getting married anytime soon as he is still sorting out his life... he tells u he wants to have his second degree, a proper house and a bigger car first.... u sit there smiling with just a birth certificate thinking you'll be the wife?
With the little he has, u ask for Brazilian hair and timberland... he goes to work and goes straight to class after work...he leaves u in pajamas n finds u in the same pajamas.. while he studies u watch Telamundo, Empire and Nigerian movies .
He comes back home to find chips and chicken in the microwave everyday... the house is clean and his clothes ironed... the only serious conversation y'all have is about the type of groceries you guys need. The only real skill you have is taking selfies and updating your instagram.
The only advice u give him is "babe you need to buy new socks, the ones u bought last time are torn" nothing intelligent comes out of ur mouth..no plans of making ur own life better...yes u are pretty...no doubt about that!....so is every second girl passing by.
Do u realize something... u not doing anything a maid cant do.... hes gonna finish school and the first thing hes gonna do is REPLACE HIS MAID cause he can now afford to pay one and have a PROPER WIFE/GF.
That's when we gonn hear your famous last words "i was with him thru thick and thin when he had nothing, now that he is successful he thinks i am nothing" Yes ur ryt..uv always been NOTHING but a maid to him. . .
Empower urself to be the woman ur man wants to be with...a woman who wud be able to carry the whole family if anything happens to his job or his health!!!
TRUTH IN PLAIN SIGHT

Militants blow up Chevron oil facility, vow more attacks

Militants in the Niger Delta yesterday blew up the Chevron Valve Platform located on the high sea near Escravos in Warri, Delta State in a renewed attack on oil installations in the country.

Militants in the Niger Delta yesterday blew up the Chevron Valve Platform located on the high sea near Escravos in Warri, Delta State in a renewed attack on oil installations in the country.
The attack is another setback to the nation’s oil and gas production sector, even as the Shell Petroleum Development Company (SPDC) is still working to restore the Forcados export terminals after a similar attack two months ago.
Nigerian Navy spokesperson, Chris Ezekobe, who confirmed the incident yesterday, said the attack occurred about 40 nautical miles from the Escravos terminal, around the city of Warri.
Ezekobe said he was yet to know which militant group was responsible and there were no immediate details of any casualties.
The development may further reduce the nation’s oil and gas output. But Chevron is yet to confirm if production has been halted at Escravos and how much of the process is affected.
A source at Chevron who confirmed the attack said that the company is working on a public statement, which was not ready as at press time.
It was learnt that the facility was completely destroyed with the use of a dynamite.
The Niger Delta Avengers (NDA), a new militant group, has claimed responsibility for the attack, warning that the deployment of soldiers in the region would not deter them from carrying out further attacks.
NDA threatened not to relent until it cripples the nation’s economy.
A statement by the group’s spokesman, Madoch Agbinibo, noted: “The high command of the Niger Delta Avengers wants to use this medium to thank Strike Team 6 for successfully blowing up the Chevron Valve Platform. And we are ready to protect the Niger Delta people.
“This is what we promised the Nigerian government. Since they refused to listen to us we are going to zero the economy of the country.
“As for zeroing the Nigerian economy, the Niger Delta Avengers is done with the Niger Delta major oil installations. Now, we are taking the fight out of the creeks of the Niger Delta. We are taking it to Abuja and Lagos now,” he said.
Agbinibo continued: “We want to pass this message to the all international oil companies operating in the Niger Delta that the Nigeria military cannot protect their facilities. They should talk to the Federal Government to meet our demands else more mishap will befall their installations.”
The group had earlier claimed responsibility for the attack on the Forcados 48-inch Export Pipeline two months ago.
An attack was launched early this year on Escravos Lagos Pipeline System (ELPS) connected to Chevron Nigeria Limited’s gas network at Escravos. This negatively impacted gas supply to some critical power projects.
The Federal Ministry of Power said the attack cut off the supply of 160 million metres standard cubic feet per day (MMSCD) of gas to operators of electricity generation facilities and a cut in power supply from the affected power plants.
Meanwhile, indigenous companies operating within the Nigerian petroleum economy yesterday raised the alarm over the uncertainty surrounding the international crude oil prices which has led to the deferment of investment plans or outright cancellation of capital projects.
Their fear was based on the fact that the local content capabilities that have been built in the industry over the years may be in danger of being eroded if the companies do not survive the downturn.
This is further compounded by the expectations of the International Monetary Fund (IMF) which has projected that growth in Nigeria and other oil-exporting countries would decline to 2.2 per cent this year.
Operators stressed the need to reduce cost of operations and projects through local capacity development, indigenous working assets acquisitions, developing local expertise, low maintenance and reduction of operational costs of existing assets.
According to the operators at the content workshop with the theme “Local Content Implementation in the Nigerian Oil and Gas Industry: A Cost Reduction Strategy,” organised by the Petroleum Technology Association of Nigeria (PETAN), there should be cost-effective implementation of projects and utilisation of local resources to reduce overall cost.
They said there should be a policy direction to focus on sustainability of Nigerian local capacity to survive the declining crude oil prices.
At the event, Chairman of PETAN, Mazi Bank-Anthony Okoroafor, stressed the need for the industry to be placed on existing in-country capacity instead of patronage, adding that Nigeria should actively pursue reserves and production growth, which he said, has been on the decline.
Okoroafor stressed leveraging proven Nigerian companies and in-country capacity building, adding that proper implementation of the Nigerian oil and gas industry content development would significantly drive down the cost of doing business in the industry and cushion the effects of the low prices.
He stated: “The industry has operated under the Local Content Act regime for six years now and there is the need to take a closer look at the implementation strategy to ensure it is delivering the desired value to various industry stakeholders in particular and the Nigerian populace in general. Proper implementation of local content will lead to massive economic transformation of our great nation.”
Chairman, PETAN Conference Committee, Ranti Omole, stated that based on the belief of indigenous companies, the association is partnering to reduce cost of operations and projects in Nigeria through increased local patronage.
He said: “The industry has been undergoing challenges and facing turbulent period for the past two years due to low prices of crude oil and low demand. This has resulted in severe adverse consequences in the industry as well as on the economy of many oil-producing nations including our country.
“This has led major players in the industry to rationalise their operations, seek efficiencies and cost-saving measures to ensure profitability and survival of their businesses.”
Acting Executive Secretary, Nigerian Content Development and Monitoring Board, Daziba Obah, said with the right support and environment, indigenous companies were best positioned to provide services at lower cost without compromising standards.
Obah added that there was an opportunity to leverage the low value of the naira to source services, technology and solutions locally at much cheaper cost.
He noted that there would be much more cost-savings if operators develop increased project management capabilities, stressing: “Operators will save costs by optimising existing facilities and improving maintenance efficiencies.”
Dwelling on the role of the Federal Government to help save indigenous companies from the pangs of crude oil prices, former Chairman of PETAN, Emeka Ene, said that there was the need to develop the steel sector for local production of steel billets, coils and plate.
Ene added that government should accelerate gas infrastructure along gas corridors to ease the availability of gas in oil and gas parks, oil and gas free zones and other manufacturing locations supporting oil and gas activities.
“There is the need to engage relevant agencies in foster cordial and seamless working relationship with respect to expatriate quota and issuance of work permit.
“There should also be a periodic industry-wide capacity audit of local companies to establish current capacities and embark on gap closure interventions. Research and development clusters should be encouraged to promote the development of home-grown technology,” he said.
According to the IMF’s April 2016 regional outlook report, economic activities in sub-Saharan Africa have weakened markedly, with growth for the region as a whole, falling 3.5 percent in 2015, the lowest in 15 years.
Specifically, the IMF expects the economy to slow further in Angola, given, among other factors, limited foreign exchange supply and lower levels of public spending, and in Nigeria as the adverse impact of lower oil prices is compounded by disruptions to private sector activities through exchange rate restrictions.
The report stated: “In view of these trends, governments should consider a set of policy options tailoring the urgency of adjustment to the extent of domestic vulnerabilities.
“Commodity prices have fallen sharply and, for energy prices, at an unprecedented pace. Oil and other commodity exporters are adjusting, but given the extent of the shock they are facing, policies are currently ‘behind the curve.’ ’’

Photos: Igbo Traders & Hausa Boys Fight Dirty In Aba Abia State Today, 2 Killed

 

May 5, 2016 – Pictures: Igbo Traders & Hausa Boys Clashed In Aba Abia State Today, 2 Killed

Commercial activities were brought to a stand still in Aba, the commercial home of Abia State today after some Igbo and Hausa boys engaged themselves in a free-for-all fight.

The clash which happened around 12pm caused serious tension in Ogbor Hill axis of the city as most business owners closed down their shops and fled.

The fight started after a Hausa butcher at Waterside market murdered an Igbo trader who cautioned him for urinating besides his shop.

In a quick reprisal move, some Igbo traders quickly descended on the Hausa butcher and lynched him.

All the Hausa people around the Aba abattoir at Waterside fled for safety after heavily armed military men reached the scene of the attack.

Military Hilux vans were stationed at strategic locations at Waterside along Aba Ikot Ekpene road this evening to prevent hoodlums from unleashing mayhem on innocent residents.

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10 LINES ONLY NIGERIAN GUYS USE TO WOO GIRLS

Nigerians are very creative; they have the ability to create funny chat-up lines in a loving way. You will be surprised at how amusing they can get when they’re interested in someone and need to initiate a conversation. Some could be funny, creative, intriguing or downright annoying but at this point all they’re thinking about is how to create a common ground, approach a stranger without getting embarrassed or rejected. Here are the top ten Nigerian funniest chat-up lines that will make you laugh your heart out:

1. “You look familiar, have we met?”

This seems to be the most popular in Nigeria when it comes to chat-up lines. A guy walks up to you and is like “… Hey. .. You look familiar, have we met?”. ( And you’re staring blankly like …” No, I don’t think so” and he goes …”Oh common don’t tell me you can’t remember me. ..”. So in a bid to defend your memory, you oblige and chat or you really don’t care and tell the person off.
2. “Can I follow you home? ‘Cos my parents told me to always follow my dreams”

When you hear a line like this, you may be too weak to react cos you’re boiling within with laughter. All that runs through your mind could be “what the heck is he (or she as the case may be) thinking?”.

3. “Hey, you are very pretty, you look exactly like my mum”

This sounds awkward because the lady does not know how the person’s mom look. However, some women may feel honoured while some maybe like .. ” What? are you alright? You wish!”  
4. “Ooooo Boi! I wish I met you first”

This line is pretty famous in the circles of those who meet someone they think they like when they’re already in a serious relationship. It’s a funny way to break the ice but it works. Sometimes, It has an uncanny feel to it that can soften the other person’s disposition towards you.
5. “You’re the only egg in my roll. Without you I’m just a buns”

  
Now talk about downright hilarious. Even the meanest or hardest Nigerian mind will break a smile on hearing this. The mere thought of the person trying to talk to you being a “buns” is so funny. Using this is sure to kick start your much needed chat but you’ve got to get creative to keep it going.
6. “I’m not a prophet but I can see you and I together”

When you hear such lines, the first thing that comes to mind will be “hmmmm, the brother’s getting all religious on me” and as funny as it may sound it, works for some people.

7. “I thought happiness starts with letter H, why does mine start with U?”

  
How creative and smooth, when you hear such lines you just smile because you get carried away by the mind behind those words. It’s funny but cute at the same time, words like this can break any ice cold heart and get a conversation going. Besides, give the brother some credit for the pun.

8. “Does it Hurt? (What?) Falling from heaven”.

  
I’ve heard men use this line a lot. Its just a sweet way to tell a lady that she is an angel. It’s kind of abstract because it starts with a question – Does it hurt? It’ll definitely trigger some curiosity in the mind of the lady because it’s awkward. And the later part – falling from heaven – creates the opposite reaction because they never saw it coming. It’s an old classic pick up line that still works.

9. “Hi I’m kind of lost. please can you help me find my way to …..?”

I can bet you this line has been in use for decades and till date it works. It makes you sound vulnerable and in need of help but the aim is to draw attention and start a conversation. This kind of pick of line works better in public places



10. “Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives… He never met you!”

 

Talk about religious and funny, this is sure to earn you a smile from that ‘sister’ that’s got your nerves in a twist and your mind all tangled up. This type of lines that have a biblical feel to them are best tried on religious person with a sense of humour.
When it comes to chat-up or pick-up lines, you’ll hear a lot of things. However, in the mouth of the right person, a line that sounds so silly can be said in a way that will charm the other party and culminate in a lasting relationship – be it platonic or romantic. The thing is to adequately access the circumstances and environment under which you’re meeting as well as the person in question otherwise the only thing you maybe picking is a “dirty slap”.
What do you think? Have you got any funny chat-up lines you would like to share with us?

FATHERS, BE THERE FOR YOUR CHILDREN, THEY NEED YOU TO VALIDATE THEIR SELF WORTH AND IDENTITY

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just being around and spending every day time with your child is a great start. Good relationships between dads and teenagers are about dad being around and being involved.

These kinds of relationships can boost teenagers self-esteem. For example, some research shows that teenage girls whose dads are warm and supportive report higher levels of self-esteem than peers. Loving and attentive fathering has also been linked with fewer symptoms of depression in teenagers. Good relationship between dad and their male children help teenage boys stay out of trouble too. Children, especially boys, learn a lot from their dads about being in relationships.

For example, the ways dads interact with their partners and children tends to influence how their children act in relationships later in their lives. The bad news is that harsh fathering that a situation where dads give less support and have more fights with kids is associated with more symptoms of depression in teenagers. Depression in dads themselves is also linked to psychological problems in teenagers.

Both mums and dads spend less time with their children during adolescence as teenagers gain more independence. But changes in father-teenager relationships can open doors to new ways of connecting. Dads can find new ways to bond with their children in the teenage years.

For example, you might find yourselves sharing leisure activities that you both enjoy, such as watching movies, sport or getting out for some exercise. Teenagers might also turn to their dads for help in areas such as deciding on careers or managing money.

So dads role is still important your child's younger years. Don't be fooled into thinking that dads aren't all that important. Kids need dads to validate their self-worth. Many problems can come to a family and to future relationships for the children when a dad is absent or not as involved with his kids as they need him to be. Not only does an absent dad make it hard on the mother who then has to play both roles but it is also confusing to the children. Mum the nurturer becomes mum the authoritarian, and the kids begin to feel a void in their life that can create relational minefields in their future. What about a dad who is there, but he remains disengaged? This too can be a problem, maybe an even bigger problem than an absent dad.

It can lead to a loss in a child's self-worth and identity. They begin thinking that they are not important or not worthy of dads attention, or worse yet, they are a burden to him. As a result, they can develop insecurities and may never feel they measure up or are not good enough to anyone.

Each parent has a separate role when it comes to building a child's self-esteem. Moms instill value in her children and dads validate it. If mom is doing her job, but dad is not right behind her doing the validating, a son may enter into inappropriate relationships to do that for him. Male teenagers want someone to validate their self worth and they can only get that from dad

FUNKE AKINDELE BECOMES TIWA'S BEST FRIEND AFTER HER MARRIAGE CRASHED

Less than a week after she granted emotional interview to Azuka Ogujiuba, iwa Savage has picked up the pieces of her broken marriage and has moved on with her life.

The current mother of one is currently on set For Funke Akindele's hit drama series, Jenifa Diary Season 6

see what Funke Akindele told her Instagram fans about Tiwa Savage yesterday.